skittlesndrpepper: craigmothertucker: so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.
faeiouck: shady-bacon: faeiouck: “all slytherins are evil” “all gryffindors are good guys” “ravenclaws are nothing but nerds” “hufflepuffs don’t do anything” Name one evil Gryffindor. One. peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
lameborghini: how are good lookin dudes always friends with other good lookin dudes is there some sort of secret hot boy gang or something
tapdancers: saw a man at the beach drowning. he yelled ”help, shark, help.” i just laughed. that shark wont help him
drarna: instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack.
literally 99.9% of the things i want to say on a daily basis are offensive
vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut: When I die do the cinnamon challenge with my ashes
earthnation: when will we stop letting slips of paper like money and yugioh cards define our lives
tabit: I’m not in the mood to exist
yourfuckingdarling: I need to be thinner and prettier and nicer and less depressed because I suck
The Way That It Goes: OK so a Streetlight post... →
thewaythatitgoes: What can I say, it’s a tribute to the band that the room was as full as it was, if I remember correctly it wasn’t nearly that full when I last saw them there three years ago which is a real testament to the band that they can cultivate so much support without having released an album in the… Awwwwwww <3
unforgettablesound asked: random: 7, 29, 15
The Problem with 'Boys Will Be Boys' →
gettingahealthybody: For months, every morning when my daughter was in preschool, I watched her construct an elaborate castle out of blocks, colorful plastic discs, bits of rope, ribbons and feathers, only to have the same little boy gleefully destroy it within seconds of its completion. No matter how many times he did it, his parents never swooped in BEFORE the morning’s live 3-D reenactment...
angryblackman: “I’m not racist, but…” *puts person into a sleeper hold* Shhh, shhh, you must sleep now.
deucebowl: How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?
I finally found one that isn't lame and super long
1. If you’ve ever tried drugs or alcohol, what was your reason for first trying it?
2. Do you think you could ever have an abortion if you unexpectedly turned up pregnant right this second?
3. If you were far from home and needed to sleep for the night, would you choose to rent a crappy motel room for $60 or sleep in your car for free?
4. Is there a color shirt you’d NEVER wear?
5. Is there a situation where you caved into peer pressure and regretted it?
6. What is your favorite video game console? Why?
7. Do you like vanilla candles?
8. Have you ever been in a relationship that was going great, and then suddenly something weird happened and you just KNEW it was going to be over soon?
9. Would you ever bleach your hair platinum blonde?
10. What are your plans for tomorrow?
11. What did you have for breakfast?
12. Have you had sex in 2013 yet?
13. Who last slept in your bed besides you?
14. What time did you wake up today?
15. How long until your next birthday?
16. What was the last movie you watched?
17. If you could see any musician live, front row, who would you choose?
18. When did you last consume something that had peanut butter?
19. What’s the last song you heard?
20. When you say you love someone, do you mean it?
21. Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?
22. Do you still talk to any of your ex’s?
23. As of this minute, what is going through your mind?
24. Where’s the last place you went?
25. Have you held hands with anyone lately?
26. Has anyone let you down recently?
27. Does it bother you when people try to make you jealous?
28. Whats the next movie you want to see in theaters?
29. Do you have more than $50 in your room?
30. Are both of your blood parents still in your life?
31. Were you tired when you woke up this morning?
32. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
33. When was the last time you went apple picking?
34. Do you sometimes wake up in the morning, lay in bed and think about life?
35. Are you happy summer is coming soon?
36. Do you have drama in your life?
i’m going back to acting class tonight i’m so scared. i’m leaving in maybe an hour or so and i’m already getting ready akdfj;
I want to get my shit together and turn my life around but I also want to die
snapchatting: you are under arrest for being attractive and ruining my life
egberts: sodamist: egberts: i think my cat is allergic to cats That sounds pretty Catastrophic i hope you get arrested for that