July 2012
Even though my stamina is embarrassingly awful, I am remembering why I love running. I just need to keep it up this time.
“Einmal ist keinmal, says Tomas to himself. What happens but once, says the...”
– The Unbearable Lightness of Being, by Milan Kundera (via navybluecrosses)
The scariest part of running isn't the fear or...
It’s geese.
“THAT LOOKED INTENSE AND FEMININE”
– Kevin, about a workout
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
senzaspazi:
YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.
WAIT TILL YOU SEE MA
collection of politely worded love letters.
unforgettablesound replied to your photo
the hell
hehehe
garrythethird:
lovenotes333:
dark-homer:
The Olympics is like sex
It happens once every four years, costs a load of money, and has a giant robotic voldemort
what kind of sex have you been having?
The best kind
lesbianhottie:
you may be sad so here is a picture of eminem making nachos
unforgettablesound asked: 3, 5, 11, 19, 22, 30, 33, 37, 40, 41, 44, 58, 61, 68, 69
[[MORE]]WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE IN ALABAMA BE IN TOWN
[[MORE]]oh my god this okcupid boy is seriously just…wow
he’s okcupid
and he is “wow”
These are actually really intriguing. shoot me...
1: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
2: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused?
3: What if I told you that you were pretty?
4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?
5: Are you interested in anyone right now?
6: What are you looking forward to in the next week?
7: Do you want to be single?
8: Did you go out or stay in last night?
9: How late did you stay up last night?
10: Can you recall the last time you realized you liked someone a lot?
11: Last three things you had to drink?
12: Have you pretended to like someone?
13: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
14: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?
16: Think back five months ago, were you single?
17: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
18: Hold hands with anyone this week?
19: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
20: What would you name your future daughter?
21: Do you miss anyone?
22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?
23: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?
25: Have you ever cried from being so mad?
26: Who did you last see in person?
27: Are you listening to music right now?
28: What is something you currently want right now?
29: What is the last thing you said out lot?
30: How is your heart lately?
31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
32: Are you wearing socks?
33: What do people call you?
34: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?
36: Who did you last share a bed with?
37: Did you do something bad today?
38: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
39: Do you get stressed out easily?
40: Will you sing today?
41: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?
42: Who do you go to when you need to talk to someone?
43: Have you ever been taken to the emergency room in an ambulance?
44: What are you listening to right now?
45: What is wrong with you right now?
46: What is on your wrists right now?
47: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?
48: What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider?
49: Do you make wishes at 11:11?
50: Are you a good artist?
51: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?
52: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?
53: Ever been on a golf cart?
54: Do you have trust issues?
55: Ever stayed up all night on the phone, with who?
56: Do you own something from Hot Topic?
57: Do you use chap stick?
58: Have you ever slapped someone in the face?
59: Do you have a little sister?
60: Have you ever been to New York?
61: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
62: Have you hugged someone within the last week?
63: What were you doing at midnight last night?
64: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
65: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
66: Were your last three kisses from the same person?
67: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
68: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
69: Will next Friday be a good one?
do this.
calliopesass:
dorothy-cotton:
Another year passes me by.
I feel myself growing older each day, not so much aging as I am decaying. Rotting, slowly, from the outside in.
Life is pain. Life is cruel. The moment you part from your mother’s womb, you are truly alone - trapped in the shall you call a body.
And yet we celebrate birth.
Cake.
Candles.
a mockery. A monument to my torment.
...
So last year, I got knocked over at a Streetlight concert (you know how most of their fans are jerks? yeah….). Busted up my knee really badly. Well lately, it’s been totally fine. Until yesterday, I was standing and all of a sudden, it felt like the bone just cracked. ._.
So I was talking to my mom about how weird it was that it would suddenly hurt over a year later and bam, my bad...
Note Card Wisdom
thefrogman:
Waist Coats are God Damn Attractive.
electric-bard:
gwaine-arthur-merlin:
I JUST GOT A MESSAGE FROM A GUY OK OKCUPID OFFERING ME MONEY IF I LET HIM PLAY WITH MY FEET
I FEEL SO BEAUTIFUL
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